Review the Kraken: Whipping Post

Welcome back to my continuing series of reviews of Kraken Pro Wrestling’s TV show on YouTube.

This piece technically covers the entire taping that generated Episodes 39-43. However, I’m deviating from the usual format for these reviews to focus entirely on the story that plays out in the final two episodes between The Business and Kevin Kantrell here, because the tag match and ensuing post-match stand out as the best thing Kraken has done yet. And I’ve seen it all to this point.

A simmering story with Kantrell and his son, Referee Clark, going against Justin Kayse and his faction reaches a boiling point here. Clark had established himself as a quality referee in Kraken even before getting involved in this angle, which all started with the young official flooring Kayse with a punch when he tried to interfere in a match. This was also the first time anyone on Kraken had inflicted any sort of violence on Kayse, who remains Kraken champion but never defends the title.

A couple of noteworthy firsts for Kraken emerge as part of this story. Episode 42 is “headlined” by an extended interview segment with all parties involved, something that is rare for Kraken and also the first time a promo has taken such a prominent spot on one of the relatively short, fast-paced YouTube episodes. Kayse has threatened all sorts of litigious consequences on Kraken after what Kantrell did at the last taping. And with GM Donnie Harris absent from these episodes, Kayse is running amok and makes a match where Kantrell and a partner of his choice face The Business’ Dominic Stuckey and Lamar Diggs. If The Business win, Kantrell is fired and Clark must take 10 lashes. Oh, and the match is happening right away.

Trever Aeon comes out to team with Kantrell — a solid but pretty obvious choice, considering Aeon’s ongoing issues with The Business and the fact he had yet to wrestle on this taping. There’s a weird cut where Episode 42 ends in the middle of the match introductions, but that’s a minor quibble. With all the pieces in place, Episode 43 tells a compelling self-contained narrative, while also priming the pump for several future matches and setting up a fine cliff-hangar. The whole thing came off to me as a love letter to the days of territory wrestling in TV studios.

Let’s start with the match itself, which flips the traditional American tag team structure with very little heat on the fan favorites and an extended opening period where Stuckey gets knocked around by Aeon and Kantrell. Stuckey takes a fantastic beating here and solidifies his status as one of the best bell-to-bell wrestlers on the roster. He sells like he’s being bludgeoned, murdered, and tortured all at once. Kantrell and Aeon appear to take special relish in their chance to really bring the thunder in their beat down of Stuckey, and it’s one of the few occasions yet where The Business truly seems to be on their heels. The pummeling continues until Stuckey blatantly rakes Aeon’s eyes to change the momentum of the match.

With the eye rake, Diggs takes center stage. There are several big men who wrestle in Kraken but none of them come off more intimidating or hard-hitting than Diggs. Everything Diggs does in the ring has an intentional malevolent brutality to it. This isn’t just mindless smashing by a monster heel, either; Diggs shows fine ring awareness when he counters Aeon’s attempt at his finisher with a gnarly looking Samoan Drop. Even when Aeon counters Diggs with a DDT, Diggs sells mostly to his knees, since it’s the only significant offense he’s taken the entire match. As an aside to this portion, Kody Madden, who’s back on commentary for this set of episodes, refers to Diggs as “The Big Decision” while he’s walloping Aeon. That’s a new one to me, but I like it.

As happens often in Business matches, the numbers game proves overwhelming. Jay 2 Strong, who’s been ringside with Kayse, smashes Aeon with Kayse’s briefcase while the lawyer/manager/leader has Referee Clark distracted. Aeon shows his mettle by not succumbing right away, countering Diggs’ first attempt at his sit-out powerbomb with a back drop. Diggs holds on, rolls through, and drops the boom on Aeon to win the match and Trever’s “Pieces of 8” coin. The coin changing hands gets lost in the shuffle, and rightfully so, during a brutal — in a complimentary way! — post match.

With a four-on-two advantage, The Business grab hold of Clark and Kantrell to set up for the lashes. There’s a fantastic moment where Kantrell, restrained in the corner, screams out “Let me take them!” repeatedly until Kayse and his cronies agree. Once more, the father steps up to protect his son, but with direct consequences on Kantrell. This is an incredibly relatable event, with Clark pleading with his father as Kantrell grabs hold of the top rope and turns his back to his enemies as the lashes begin.

Everyone plays their part perfectly in this. You have Kantrell, stoic and defiant throughout. He completely shrugs off the initial lashes by Kayse (more on him later), and fights through the ensuing whipping by Diggs, defiantly screaming his “Kantrell Rules!” catch phrase even when Diggs starts laying in some much nastier shots with the belt. As the last few lashes drive Kantrell to his knees, he stands each time and resists crying out. Only when it’s over, and Aeon places a hand of comfort on the shoulder of his partner, does Kantrell scream in pain.

Then you’ve got Clark, forced to stand by and watch his father make this sacrifice for him. Once the lashing is complete, seeing Clark tearfully repeat “I’m sorry” to his dad provides a palpable emotional twist of the knife that punctuates the entire affair. Aeon also sells the unfairness of the beating well. At times, he’s physically restraining — or maybe shielding? — Clark in the corner. Trever also goes nose to nose with Diggs (a singles match that Kraken has yet to do at this point, but would be high on my list) and Stuckey as the emotions of all come to a boil and even threatens to put hands on Kayse, a brief moment but one that delights the Tifton crowd.

Then you’ve got the various members of The Business. Seeing Diggs flog Kantrell with the leather strap only adds to his aura as the dominant heavy hitter of The Business. Jay is on the periphery of all this, but his heckling of Kantrell during the lashes (captured in the image that accompanies this piece) underscores the dastardly deed happening in the ring. It’s also worth noting that Jay, who’s increasingly coming off as the “weak link” of this group and loses his own “Pieces of 8” coin earlier in the taping, is the individual responsible for Diggs and Stuckey winning the match and setting all of this into motion. Stuckey alternates between physically restraining Clark and verbally sparring with Aeon.

And then there’s Justin Kayse, who is relishing being the ringleader of all this chaos and misery. Kayse has improved by leaps and bounds since first appearing as a manager in the very first few episodes of Kraken TV. He’s more confident on the microphone and just with his general presence in front of the crowd. He’s also found ways to compound his status as the undeserving champion; the lashes he delivers to Kantrell have no effect, once again underscoring how poorly Kayse will fare if someone on the roster is able to get him in a straight-up match for the title.

The final image (which, in hindsight, should have been allowed to stand on its own with the commentators laying out) is of a fired, beaten but unbowed Kantrell getting helped out of the ring by Aeon and Clark. His fate, and awaiting the long-overdue comeuppance for The Business, provide fuel leading into whatever comes next in Kraken.

I feel like this piece is already too long, but when looking at this entire set of episodes, I did want to point out one more thing. I’ve been writing these reviews for more than a year now. Maybe you’ve been following along this whole time (which, if so, you’re a very patient person), or you’re reading one of these Kraken articles for the first time. If you fall into the latter category, I strongly recommend that you check out the five episodes covered in this review, because they represent a perfect “jumping on” point to follow this small but growing promotion in South Georgia.

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For other entries in the Review The Kraken series, here is a master index.